Michael Bay isn’t known for his speeches, his temperament, or his subtlety. The director’s name is instantly associated with the over-the-top blockbusters he’s been making since the mid 1990s, from Armageddon to the Transformers series.

The most surprising thing Bay could do at this point is make a foreign language film about geriatric beekeepers. Or so we thought until Studio 360 received this item in the mail late last week: